While sitting on a mossy log
a gang of Haitians
Ate my dog
Shaved ‘Old Blue
Washed him clean
And made of him
Fine tacos

Hearing talks
Of border wars
penguins dying in the sea
killer whales attacking yachts
Hot young babes
ignoring me

Crazy weather
In the skies
Just a bunch of alibis
Love has vanished
From the air
Packed its bags
And gone somewhere
Hit me hard
But I don’t care
just wish I had
my dog back